Friday, December 11, 2009

fall 411

it's been fracking for.ever since i could jump the great firewall of china long enough to post so i'll summarize briefly:

august: spent some time in shanghai after returning from the states. i learned that not all pink houses are prostitution outlets. some are bakeries AND prostitution outlets.

september: i focused more on learning the chinese language. i now know how to say "no cow intestines for me, thanks."

october: i developed a deep obsession for goldfish crackers. it was almost time for an intervention until i pulled myself back from the brink. i now covet banana chips. it's a slippery slope to trail mix from here.

november: discovered that as much as i enjoy students making snowmen that flip the bird and have the heads of demon dogs, i really don't enjoy the cold. at. all.

december: ran out of incense. reeks of weed in my house.