pictures of pictures

yep. they're photos within photos. welcome to the matrix.



i totally dig my eyebrows in this one. very "mwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhh" of me.



this would have been just another "charlie's angels" pose if i hadn't busted out my finest "namaste" on their crime fighting asses.



translation: oh, how we adore this crazy peach muffin the americans call Jennifer. she slaves for countless minutes and teaching us many useful phrases. in a word, she is great, like the mighty monkey king.



i think wallet size might be nice. let me know if you need one.

random jiujiang observations

marketing GENIUS!



there's nothing cooler than a condom wearing glasses. and nothing more disturbing than a condom with eyes.



it's charming because the ornaments are still in plastic. and by charming i mean "what the faahhhhk?"



i'm pretty sure that's a snow-DOG. obviously they've given more thought to their snow creatures than we have.



air santa. they're all the rage at the north pole.



the lovely ladies of Where The Hell selling whatever it is that they're selling.

shout-out to IW!

island wahine knows
that white widow does the deed
if amsterdam lethargy is your high
then this is your weed.